1000 E 5th St #E1

Who is this guy? Hey there my lovely internet denizen. I'm Alex. I come from the far off planet known as Miami. Through an interesting set of life circumstances, I've found myself in the position where I help people find apartments to live. What an odd life choice. Anyways, turns out it's pretty fun. It also turns out I'm pretty good at it. It also also turns out I'm like super free to work with. So.give me a call? It's time to take a breather. Your days as a maniacal mad scientist person have come to an end. After you did that whole open a portal to another universe thing, life started to spiral in the wrong direction. Too many experiments gone wrong, too many scary interdimensional demagorgon things. I mean really, you almost destroyed a small town in the middle of nowhere. What were you thinking? Anyways, after some hefty introspection (and some magical fungal assistance), you've come to the curiously specific conclusion that it's time to slow down and move into a beautifully modern Downtown Austin apartment with a sweet pool. Your deep introspection and vision also revealed that you wanted to be really close to lots of bars and restaurants and breweries too.