About 616 W 7th St #B7-28

You turn on your new 70' Ultra Mega Triple Hd TV where you see that bright red Breaking News ticker tape on Cnn. Featured are group of archaeologists gently brushing away microscopic sand particles on a newly discovered ancient tablet in some hidden chamber. (Tragically, two of the excavators died when they triggered some ancient poison dart booby trap, Rip). The camera zooms in on the tablet as an image slowly materializes. First, a large imposing structure towers over obviously lesser structures. Next to it, stands a powerfully radiant figure being worshipped by thousands of people below. It's a scene of a god like monarch presiding over subjects from a palace. Fortunately, your Ultra Hd TV is able to capture the subtle nuances of the tablet as the debris clears. That building.it looks familiar. Eerily familiar. and that person.is it.no, it can't be you wonder as.sweat beads starts to form on your forehead. It's you.you're the one on the tablet. And that building.it's your building. Things just got interesting. Apartment Amenities. Expansive balconies in every residence. Stylish quartz countertops. 42-inch custom wood cabinetry. Built-in microwave and ovens. Unique pendant lighting. Under-mount stainless steel sinks. Beautiful tile backsplash in kitchen. Spacious walk-in closets. Whirlpool washer and dryer in every home. Built-in computer workstations. Nickel finished hardware. 10-foot ceilings for an open, airy layout. French door refrigerators and flat top ranges. Contemporary wood-style flooring. Community Amenities. Expansive sun deck with infinity pool. 24-hour fitness studio. Floor-to-ceiling windows. 7-level private parking garage....
Show more Complimentary bicycle storage and repair room. Complimentary WiFi in amenity areas. Electric car charging stations. Luxury guest suite. Pet-friendly community. Relaxing terrace patios. Valet dry cleaning. 24-hour emergency maintenance. 24-hour package locker provided by Luxer One. Complimentary Whole Foods delivery. Barks & Bubbles on-site pet wash station. Complimentary bike available. Cyber business lounge and boardroom. Leed certified. Friendly on-site concierge. Resident lounge. Outdoor living area with kitchen and fireplace. Eat-in kitchen, Chefs kitchen, Stainless steel appliances, Dishwasher, Refrigerator, Fireplace, Family room, Living room, Dining room, Sun room, In-unit storage, Balcony, Garden apartment, Microwave, Garbage disposal, High-rise, Patio, Private patio, Fitness center, Master bath, Walk-in closet, Ceiling fans, Lounge / club room, Pantry, Dry cleaner on site, Swimming pool, Indoor pool, Outdoor pool, Playground, Basketball court & Waterfront.
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Can I afford to live at 616 W 7th St #B7-28?