

Available now at 8137 Geyser Ave in Reseda. Tall ceilings. Big windows. A bright, open living room with enough space to have people over, or think about having people over, then build an enormous pillow fort and keep the whole place to yourself. The kitchen comes with a fridge, stove, and dishwasher, because you are an adult with standards and a strong aversion to soaking pans. There's air conditioning, laundry on site, and plentiful unrestricted street parking. No permits. No signs. No decoding Los Angeles parking law like it's the Zodiac Killer's final letter...
Property may now be occupied - please do not disturb current tenants.